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• (650): View more from California

  There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.

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  I tried to assassinate the ginger baby

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• (626): View more from California

  Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.

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• (818): View more from California

  You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  That burning is chlamydia

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?

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  Nah. I did too.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.

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  i mean i let him but still...

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox

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