I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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