Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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