Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
God, I missed his penis.
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