Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
is it fun? or sober?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
tell me about the fingering
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