Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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