I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
So much rum. So many feels.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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