WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Do vagina's smell?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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