Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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