I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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