Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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