I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
