There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
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