i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
