dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.