Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
this boner is exhausting
31 Times Kim Kardashian Showed Her Love For Balmain
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
19 Tricks To Help You Join The Mile High Club
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him