i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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