Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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