Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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