I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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