im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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