Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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