I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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