i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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