I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
