I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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