She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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