Me too!
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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