so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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