So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
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Oh Jesus.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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