two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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