I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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