my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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