Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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