And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby