sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?