is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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