Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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