I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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