I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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