How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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