Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
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Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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