The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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