I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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When are your genitals available?
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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