It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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