It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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