you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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