A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
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We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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