wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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