i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I think my fart just growled at me.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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