Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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