Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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