Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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