We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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