I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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