I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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