'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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