I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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